Fauxghetti & Meatballs! I haven’t made this one in a while, but I thought I’d share a new cooking method for the daikon, and a new recipe for my meatballs.
So after I spiral cut the daikon radish, I used to sauté it in a pan until soft, drain the excess water, and serve. But this time I boiled it like pasta. First of all, if you do this, there will be a harsh cabbage smell as the sulphur cooks out of the radish. Also, you have to keep checking the noodles after about 3-5 minutes, because you don’t want these turning to mush, just like when cooking real noodles. I definitely overcooked mine, so learn from my mistakes. Once tender, drain in a colander and serve.
Now on to the successful part of the meal, the meatballs. Best I’ve made so far! I want to thank the countless readers who sent me tips on how not to make my meatballs and meatloaf fall apart, This combo worked best for me so far, and it made making the sauce easy as well!
In my food processor, I chopped until fine a combo of yellow onion, garlic, celery, parsley, and mushrooms. Then I sautéed all of that in olive oil in the same pot I cook the marinara sauce in. Add oregano, basil, thyme, black pepper, and red paper flakes.
Once the mixture is a little soft and aromatic, I remove half the mixture into a mixing bowl, and set it aside to cool slightly.
Back in the pot with the rest of the mixture that’s still cooking, I add my favorite brand of organic strained tomatoes, and organic tomato paste. Then drop the heat way down to a light simmer. Add more oregano, basil, thyme, black pepper and red paper flakes, and you’re done with the sauce.
Back to the food processor, take old leftover pieces of your paleo bread you store in your freezer (hopefully, you’re like me, and you have this in your freezer, otherwise, you’ll have to bake some new bread), and chop them until they become paleo breadcrumbs. And if you’ve ever made a loaf of my paleo bread, then you’ll realize these are the most expensive friggin’ breadcrumbs in the history of the world.
Throw the breadcrumbs into the mixing bowl with the cooled down veggie mixture, add your grass-fed ground beef (if you have some pasture-raised ground pork, add that too), add yet more oregano, basil, thyme, black pepper and red paper flakes, and finally two pasture-raised eggs. Mix all that up with your clean hands (you dirty bastards), form into balls, and drop into the sauce (you can fry them first if you like, but lately I prefer this method). Let simmer for 40 minutes to an hour, and eat! Even better the next day! Ugga-Bugga!
grass fed beef
paleo bread crumbs
crushed red pepper flakes
strained or crushed tomatoes
P.S. - I fixed my camera!