Cooking Caveman with Jeff Nimoy

THESE ARE THE COOKING ADVENTURES OF JEFF NIMOY, AN LA WRITER WHO, WHILE DOING RESEARCH FOR A SCRIPT, STUMBLED UPON WHAT’S CALLED THE CAVEMAN DIET, ALSO KNOWN AS THE PALEO DIET. BASICALLY, IT’S EATING WHAT THE CAVEMEN ATE. HE TRIED IT OUT, AND THE RESULTS HAVE BEEN STAGGERING! THIS BLOG SHOWS EXACTLY HOW AND WHAT JEFF EATS. IF YOU’RE NEW TO THE BLOG, PLEASE START WITH THE “ENTERING THE CAVE” PAGE TO GET A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT.

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Fried Chicken from Willie Mae’s Scotch House.  A New Orleans institution.  Not the absolute best fried chicken I’ve ever had, but pretty damn close, and it’s still something you should experience if you’ve never had it.  When you don’t eat salt in your regular diet like me, this is a great fried chicken tasting salt lick.  I’m still glad I ignored the locals and tried it (many claim there’s better, despite the fact they all eat here), because my meals were limited this trip, and there’s always next time.  It’s a place I wanted to hit before I die, and now I can scratch it off the bucket list.  You can skip the fried okra and macaroni & cheese (both VERY disappointing), but do NOT miss the red beans & rice!!!!  I wish I had taken a photo, but I devoured half of it before realizing I should have taken a picture.  It was the star of the meal!
I’m starting to crave green salad!  But knowing this town, they’d fry it!

Fried Chicken from Willie Mae’s Scotch House.  A New Orleans institution.  Not the absolute best fried chicken I’ve ever had, but pretty damn close, and it’s still something you should experience if you’ve never had it.  When you don’t eat salt in your regular diet like me, this is a great fried chicken tasting salt lick.  I’m still glad I ignored the locals and tried it (many claim there’s better, despite the fact they all eat here), because my meals were limited this trip, and there’s always next time.  It’s a place I wanted to hit before I die, and now I can scratch it off the bucket list.  You can skip the fried okra and macaroni & cheese (both VERY disappointing), but do NOT miss the red beans & rice!!!!  I wish I had taken a photo, but I devoured half of it before realizing I should have taken a picture.  It was the star of the meal!

I’m starting to crave green salad!  But knowing this town, they’d fry it!

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FREE FOOD IN NOLA!!!

If any of my readers are in New Orleans for Jazzfest and want some FREE FOOD from one of the best food trucks in town, La Cocinita, we’ll be at 3472 Esplanade, corner of Esplanade and Carrollton, right outside of the Fair Grounds, on Saturday May 4 (tomorrow) from 11:30-3:30! And along with the free food you’ll get to be in a commercial! You’ll also get to meet the Caveman himself, so come by if you can!  And please re-blog to help spread the word, thanks!

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Welcome to New Orleans!  There’s gonna be a few cheat meals, I’ll tell you that right now.  At the foodie hot spot Cochon (which is French for pig).  The top pic is fried boudin with pickled peppers and mustard.  Boudin is a pork sausage with rice, which they deep fried (sometimes it’s blood sausage, which I would’ve been into as well).  These were just so-so (as in tasty, but not mind blowing by any means).

But that bottom picture is one of the best things I ever ate.  Wood-fired oyster roast.  Oysters flash cooked in a wood oven, topped with some kind of light tomato/parmesan sauce.  You’ll see one oyster is suspiciously missing, because I couldn’t resist before remembering to take a photo.  I would travel here just for this dish again.  There may or may not have been a second order of this to end my meal (ok, there was).

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Paleo Mint Chocolate Chip “Ice Cream!”  I never liked this flavor much before I went paleo, because the mint always tasted to me like chemical food dye and perfumed “mint flavoring.”  But I love this, using fresh organic mint, raw organic cacao nibs, and frozen organic bananas, all whipped up in the food processor until smooth.  Check out MY VIDEO on how to create any paleo “ice cream” flavor using frozen banana as a base.  Perfect for those who are lactose intolerant too!

Paleo Mint Chocolate Chip “Ice Cream!”  I never liked this flavor much before I went paleo, because the mint always tasted to me like chemical food dye and perfumed “mint flavoring.”  But I love this, using fresh organic mint, raw organic cacao nibs, and frozen organic bananas, all whipped up in the food processor until smooth.  Check out MY VIDEO on how to create any paleo “ice cream” flavor using frozen banana as a base.  Perfect for those who are lactose intolerant too!

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Tuna on Paleo Toast.  Topped with guacamole, and sitting on a bed of arugula, lightly dressed in paleo Italian dressing.
What is it about tuna on toast that makes me drool?!  And this paleo almond butter bread toasts up so nicely!  But watch it close or the edges will burn (I kind of like a little burned flavor, even though I hear that’s where all the carcinogens are)!
After falling off the caveman wagon almost daily since starting this new job at the beginning of February, I have definitely noticed some weight gain, so rather than buy a whole new wardrobe, I am re-dedicating myself to paleo, which makes my whole life better.  I’ve written this before, it’s about control.  When my life feels out of control, it reflects on my diet, and I eat whatever I see.  But when I take control of my diet (and you can’t get more control than strict paleo, where you shop, cook, eat, and clean for every scrap of food), my life seems like it’s in more control too (whether it is or not), and it calms me down.  It also seems to provide me with more serotonin, so the less depressed I am, the better chance I won’t be cheating.  ”If you’re a control freak, maybe paleo is the perfect diet for you!”  I wouldn’t consider myself a control “freak,” I love nothing more than collaborating with competent people, but as a writer/director/producer, you do have to be comfortable being the person in control, and I definitely fit that description.
These recipes change with my mood and what’s in season, so here’s the recipe for this version.
Tuna Salad:
Wild Caught Albacore Tuna packed in Spring WaterFresh DillHomemade Paleo MayoChopped Red Spring Onion (in season now at the farmer’s market)Chopped CeleryChopped CucumberBlack PepperOreganoGarlic Powder
Guacamole:
AvocadoCilantroTomatoGarlicRed Spring OnionCrushed Red Pepper (jalapeños aren’t in season yet, and you can taste the flat difference)
Italian Dressing:
2 parts olive oil1 part lemon juiceblack peppergarlic powderonion powderdry basildry oreganodry thyme 
All Ingredients, All Organic, All the Time!  That’s a lot of work for a little old sandwich, so I had about 12 of them.  Not all at once, you fat bastards, just one (or 3) at a time.  Baking the bread, making the mayo, making the tuna salad, making the guac, making the Italain dressing, on top of shopping for all the ingredients, and the massive clean up afterwards, was exhausting… but therapeutic.  I feel like Captain Caveman once again!  Ugga-Bugga!
P.S. - I’m off to New Orleans this weekend, so let’s see how paleo I can stay.  There will be two cheat meals I know of (an oyster po’ boy and fried chicken plate with my name on them), so I’m staying ultra strict this week especially!

Tuna on Paleo Toast.  Topped with guacamole, and sitting on a bed of arugula, lightly dressed in paleo Italian dressing.

What is it about tuna on toast that makes me drool?!  And this paleo almond butter bread toasts up so nicely!  But watch it close or the edges will burn (I kind of like a little burned flavor, even though I hear that’s where all the carcinogens are)!

After falling off the caveman wagon almost daily since starting this new job at the beginning of February, I have definitely noticed some weight gain, so rather than buy a whole new wardrobe, I am re-dedicating myself to paleo, which makes my whole life better.  I’ve written this before, it’s about control.  When my life feels out of control, it reflects on my diet, and I eat whatever I see.  But when I take control of my diet (and you can’t get more control than strict paleo, where you shop, cook, eat, and clean for every scrap of food), my life seems like it’s in more control too (whether it is or not), and it calms me down.  It also seems to provide me with more serotonin, so the less depressed I am, the better chance I won’t be cheating.  ”If you’re a control freak, maybe paleo is the perfect diet for you!”  I wouldn’t consider myself a control “freak,” I love nothing more than collaborating with competent people, but as a writer/director/producer, you do have to be comfortable being the person in control, and I definitely fit that description.

These recipes change with my mood and what’s in season, so here’s the recipe for this version.

Tuna Salad:

Wild Caught Albacore Tuna packed in Spring Water
Fresh Dill
Homemade Paleo Mayo
Chopped Red Spring Onion (in season now at the farmer’s market)
Chopped Celery
Chopped Cucumber
Black Pepper
Oregano
Garlic Powder

Guacamole:

Avocado
Cilantro
Tomato
Garlic
Red Spring Onion
Crushed Red Pepper (jalapeños aren’t in season yet, and you can taste the flat difference)

Italian Dressing:

2 parts olive oil
1 part lemon juice
black pepper
garlic powder
onion powder
dry basil
dry oregano
dry thyme 

All Ingredients, All Organic, All the Time!  That’s a lot of work for a little old sandwich, so I had about 12 of them.  Not all at once, you fat bastards, just one (or 3) at a time.  Baking the bread, making the mayo, making the tuna salad, making the guac, making the Italain dressing, on top of shopping for all the ingredients, and the massive clean up afterwards, was exhausting… but therapeutic.  I feel like Captain Caveman once again!  Ugga-Bugga!

P.S. - I’m off to New Orleans this weekend, so let’s see how paleo I can stay.  There will be two cheat meals I know of (an oyster po’ boy and fried chicken plate with my name on them), so I’m staying ultra strict this week especially!

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ephebiphobicmom asked: Jeff, I've been following you for some time and I really want to go paleo. The challenge I have is that I live in a very small town and I have no access to stores like Trader Joes or Whole Foods. The nearest organic store is over 200 miles away. In addition, I rely on EBT (foodstamps) for most of my food purchases. Although I do have access to some Farmer's Markets for local, in season produce, how important is it to eat organic, grain fed meats? What can I do to adapt the diet to my situation?

I only go to Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods for things I CAN’T get at the farmers market, so that’s where you should do most of your shopping, especially since you have access to them!  These days, many farmers markets take food stamps, so find out which organic farmers do, and stick with them.  Local, and in season is the way you want to eat all year round!

And organic is incredibly important unless you want to ingest a ton of chemicals.  Pesticides, chemical plant food, GMO’s, you are risking ingesting all of them if you don’t go organic, and depending on what study you believe, you are opening yourself up to all kinds of health risks by doing so.

But you don’t necessarily have to find a farmer who is certified organic.  Many farmers don’t want the hassle of going through all the red tape and fees the government makes them go through to get certified, so they just practice organic farming without the certification.  You have to talk to the different farmers at the farmers market and ask them questions about how they grow their food, they’ll be happy to tell you!  Much of the food I buy is organic, but not certified by the government to be organic.

By the way, it’s grass fed beef you want, not grain fed.  Grains are bad, grass is good.  Again, it’s important because cows aren’t designed to eat grains, they are designed to eat grass.  Think of grains for a cow as processed junk food is for us.  They eat grains (and soy), and get fat, and sick.  Plus, most conventionally sold beef is from cows that are packed together in feed lots, they never move, and disease spreads everywhere, so they are pumped full of antibiotics (the biggest use of antibiotics aren’t for humans, it’s for animals sold for meat).  I don’t want to eat beef from a cow like that.  Do you?  The answer to that question should answer how important it is to eat grass fed beef.

Chances are there is a farmer at your local farmers market that sells grass fed beef.  Seek them out and see if they accept food stamps.  If not, keep looking.  And there’s always the internet, where I bet with a little research you could find an online grass-fed retailer who can help you out with your food stamp problem.

And one more thing you can do to insure you getting organic food is to grow it yourself!  There’s nothing better than eating food you grew yourself.  And you don’t need a big backyard, get creative with whatever space you have, and bring in planters if necessary.  Hydroponics is also very popular these days.  Just don’t use any plant food, pesticides, or gmo seeds and all your food will be organic!

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Anonymous asked: Hi Jeff, Love everything you do! I know you have given links where to buy grass fed beef, but do you have any places where to buy the pasture raised chickens and eggs? In the supermarket the best I can do is Organic Chicken cage free no hormones but still fed a veggie diet. I guess it's better then the alternative. Thanks!

Actually the link I gave for grass-fed beef, Topline Foods, is working on getting pasture raised chicken, but they don’t have it yet.  The only place I’ve ever seen pasture raised chicken is at a local farmers market.  $5 a pound for a 3 pound pound chicken.  But at $15 bucks I have piece of mind about what I’m eating, so to me it’s worth it (see my article about how to afford paleo while eating $15 dollar chickens and baking $19 loaves of bread).

I have seen pasture raised eggs on rare occasion at Whole Foods, for a whopping $10 a dozen!  But I found a farmers market that has them for as “little” as $6 a dozen (for years I was paying $8 a dozen at my farmers market).

If I were you, I’d do exactly what you’re doing regarding chicken and eggs.  Find the best choices available in your area.  For my first year on paleo, until I found my regular farmers market, I ate the same chicken you’re eating, and it didn’t kill me or make me sick.  Cage-free, free-range, or any other fake name (those terms mean almost nothing, folks) isn’t nearly as good as pasture raised, but the fact that it’s organic, and fed organic feed, is better than the farm factory raised stuff that is fed GMO corn and soy, and pumped full of growth hormones and antibiotics.  You’re doin’ good, Anon.  Keep it up, but keep looking to improve too!  Ugga-Bugga!

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Anonymous asked: I don't know much about Palio diet, I am wondering, does dairy have a place in it? What is your take on dairy?

A lot of people call themselves “Primal,” which as far as I understand it is paleo with grass-fed dairy mixed into the diet.  A leader in this movement is Mark Sisson, of Mark’s Daily Apple, who I’ve spoken with and read on a regular basis.  He’s been nice enough to let me re-print some of his great articles on my dating site, SamePlate.com.

I personally don’t eat dairy because it has an acidic effect on the body, and I’m looking for a 70-80% balance of alkaline to acid in order to stay healthy.  All animal products and sugar are also acidic by the way, but dairy seems to be worse from what I’ve read.  The big four I like to stay away from are dairy, soy, grains, and legumes, especially peanuts.

I could go on and on about my reasons, and other things I avoid, but until you know more about the paleo diet, let’s save the questions for another time, Anon.  Here you go, read all about it!

Introduction to The Paleo Diet

http://www.earth360.com/diet_paleodiet_balzer.html

The Caveman Power Diet

http://www.cavemanpower.com

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Dr. Oz Finally Sees the Light!

On Monday’s Dr. Oz show, he had the founder of the paleo movement Dr. Loren Cordain, and my friend Nell Stephenson, the Paleoista, on to talk about the Paleo Diet!  As long time readers of my blog know, I HATE Dr. Oz!  Every time that quack opens his mouth about organic food or the paleo diet he sets our movement back 10 years!  In the past he has said it’s not all that important to eat organic food, and that the “meat heavy” paleo diet leads to too much cholesterol, using bad study after bad study as his references.  But I absolutely loved seeing Nell and Dr. Cordain shatter his misconceptions on national television, leaving him completely at a loss for words, which is how I prefer him (and that goes for his daughter too, who shat all over my dating site on national TV just last week).

First, Nell and Dr. Cordain busted the myth that paleo is all meat.  This is a pet-peeve of mine since I first went paleo.  Paleo is not all meat, folks, as Nell explained to him.  She showed him what a typical meal should look like on paleo, and he was SHOCKED to find out two-thirds of a paleo plate should be filled with vegetables!  And another myth was shattered too, in that, no, people should NOT be eating handfuls of Oscar Meyer bacon with each meal (I’m talking to you with the greasy fingers on his keyboard, Porky)!  Dr. Oz thought paleo was like Fred Flintstone, but the only stone-age thinking was being done by him!

Then when Nell told him to avoid grains and legumes, Dr. Oz nearly shit himself.  This guy preaches to people that whole grains and beans should be absolute staples in a healthy diet.  You could tell he was completely thrown off his game and didn’t know what to say.  Wait, it gets better.

The show moves fast, and I don’t blame Dr. Oz for that, it’s a TV thing, and he’s paid to keep things moving.  So there was no long discussion on organic food, grass-fed beef, pasture raised poultry, etc. but these things were mentioned by Nell, even though they weren’t explained in depth.  This would have killed his cholesterol theories, but hey, one victory at a time.

Speaking of which, finally at the end of the segment came the best victory of all!  A woman who had been diagnosed with MS appeared.  She explained she was paralyzed from the waist down and was told by doctors she would remain that way, as well as remain on drugs for the rest of her life.  But that didn’t sit well with her at all, so she did some research, found the paleo diet, and soon she was up and walking again!  Today she has NO symptoms of MS in her body, and she credits paleo with the recovery!

So here’s Dr. Oz, this man of science, and he’s more confused than he’s ever been in his TV life.  He had no idea how to react when a women told him she cured herself without drugs, and by eliminating foods he claims are healthy for you!  He just didn’t know how to process this information.  Which just goes to show you, doctors have no nutritional training whatsoever!  Dr. Oz only knows what he reads, and he follows the herd like the sheep he is, believing whatever the attention grabbing headlines say, without looking into matters for himself.  He hears “paleo is all about meat,” so he goes on TV and tells people that.  He hears “non-organic food is just as nutritious as organic food,” so he goes on TV and talks about it, without mentioning the dangers of pesticides.  The man is an idiot, and if I ever go into cardiac arrest, I don’t want that shitty heart surgeon anywhere near me!  I don’t care how beloved he is in middle America.

By the way, Nell looked STUNNING, so I hope that was a good enough ad for paleo right there.  Relax boys, she’s married, keep it in your cave.  I’ve mentioned Nell numerous times in my blog (even though that stunning bitch only mentioned me once in hers), and if you’re not following her yet, you should be.  Visit The Paleoista today for paleo tips, recipes, books, and more!  I’ve learned a lot from her about paleo and you will too!  Ugga-Bugga!

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Anonymous asked: What is cane juice would it be okay to have if it's in something?

Cane juice, or evaporated cane juice, is a marketing ploy by many food companies to list a sweet ingredient without saying the word sugar.  But it is absolutely sugar.  And sugar is toxic.  Even the raw organic honey I support as being paleo is still sugar, and it’s simply not great for us.  So eat it in moderation, along with organic fruit too.

Sugar is designed by nature to make us fat in the summer, buy gorging on sugar rich fruit to get us through the lean winter.  But we don’t have that kind of modern world, so now it just makes us fat all year round, and puts our body into an acidic state, and leaves us prone to sickness.  By the way, sugar is more addictive than cocaine!

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thesanfranpickle asked: Jeff, my darling! As part of my breakfast quest and general integration of paleo into my family, I am exploring the wonders of coconut beyond the passover macaroon, and I have this question: When you speak of coconut milk are you referring to the canned version or the boxed beverage? I assume it's the former, but I thought I'd ask you because you have nothing better to do than to answer my questions...right? ;)

I know not of this boxed coconut beverage you speak of.  The only beverage I drank out of a box was Almaden wine, when I was 16.

I’m talking about pure organic coconut milk, in whatever container it comes in.  When you grate coconut flesh, and squeeze it, the liquid that comes out is coconut milk.  If you take that pulp, and some liquid remains, that’s coconut cream.  If you remove even more of the liquid, then you have coconut butter.  A lot of people don’t realize that the only difference between coconut milk, cream, and butter, is the amount of natural water in grated coconut.

When I first went shopping for coconut milk, I could not find any brand pure enough for me to call paleo.  Even the organic brands contained guar gum, xanthan gum, or other additives.  So what I do is I buy pure organic coconut butter, which only has one ingredient: coconut, and I add water to it to make it into coconut milk, or coconut cream.  Pure paleo, with no additives.  Plus, the coconut butter comes in a glass jar, so there’s no leaching of toxins from cans or boxes.

So whatever box or can you’re thinking of buying, please ALWAYS READ LABELS!  It’s a good practice to get into, because trust me, big food isn’t looking after your best interests.